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  Being Agile takes wisdom, passion, courage, a desire to be better and openness, especially to change  

Just for Fun - Puns

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve  you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

5. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does  this taste funny to you?"

6. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual."

7. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

8. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

9. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I  couldn't find any.

10. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

11. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

12. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other  and says, "Dam!"

13. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in  the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you  can't have your kayak and heat it too.

14. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were  standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.  After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked  them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

15. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them  goes to a family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a  family in Spain ; they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a  picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture,  she tells her husband thatshe wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.   Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen  Ahmal."

16. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,  which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate  very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he  suffered from bad breath. This made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

17. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out  that there was a small medium at large.

18. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns  to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make  them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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